Just a lonely boy looking for that special girl.
  • dreamworks: does anybody have any ideas for a movie?
  • everybody:
  • dreamworks:
  • jerry seinfeld: what about a grown woman leaving her husband of 7 years for a bee who she has fallen in love with and said bee suing the human race
  • dreamworks:
  • jerry seinfeld:
  • dreamworks: sounds good





Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

What about “Don’t fall in”?

I also say “have fun” and “make safe choices.”

"Don’t fall in" is my go-to.

You guys forgot “You don’t need any help with that right?”

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why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

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